The irrepressible and ever-lovely compére, DINGA, will be making things go with a swing (including his pants), host the regular joke competition and display one of his many and varied tee-shirts to great public delight and appreciation. He started life off as a small boy, then performance punk poet, and now holds the whole sheebang together in his inimitable style.  If you get him cornered he may even tell you one of his fantastical stories of past adventures at the Reading ‘Rock’ Festival, or cats he has known and loved. You go boy!

“He’s rubbish at keeping a secret!”

Julian Assange

"Who's that bloke on the stage?"

Audience Member

"Not a bad kisser!"

Kate Moss

"That bloke what compares it."

Audience Member